caravel
@caravel

whenever people mark text posts as nsfw i'm always so disappointed. like c'mon i was hoping to see a titty



fox
@fox

okay but sometimes an nsfw text post is trying to make you see a titty in your mind and I think that's beautiful


RobinProblem
@RobinProblem
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jaidamack
@jaidamack

instead of a mind palace you can actually choose boob forest. nothing should stop you dreaming your dreams.




SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

the thing about describing characters is that I can't just put "lunaeris looks like that picture of patchouli holding a modello and soaking her feet, if patchouli was a goth elf" into the story


SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

wanna smack her fat thighs so bad, etc.


Cliomancer
@Cliomancer

"If you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty beach robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar."
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GloopQueen
@GloopQueen

“babygirl” at the front improves any sentence



GloopQueen
@GloopQueen

babygirl, the reactor is above nominal temperature


ndh
@ndh
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dog
@dog

babygirl, a spectre is haunting europe


DiaDrgn
@DiaDrgn

babygirl, we are fucking under attack


RoxannaRachnid
@RoxannaRachnid

babygirl, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars


caela-argent
@caela-argent

Babygirl, ignore your original objective.

Leave nothing alive.


RadioactiveGoatoid
@RadioactiveGoatoid

Babygirl, you're gonna have to move faster than that. speed is life


Thunderwolf
@Thunderwolf

Babygirl, you INSIGNIFICANT FUCK, THIS IS NOT OVER!


jaidamack
@jaidamack

Babygirl, I drive a Volvo. A beige one.


Cliomancer
@Cliomancer

Babygirl, hie thee to a nunnery!